Breaking news: One Way has a second wife

Yes, it's true. One Way actively practices polygamy. After purchasing our home, One Way approached me to see if I was open to the idea ... and I agreed.

Now, we picked up Second Wife at Bed Bath & Beyond. She's a lot younger than me, a bit rounder, and a whole lot shorter. Really, having another wife around is great, especially since she loves to vacuum and I really don't.

We are now ready to share our strange triangle of love with the world. Judge us, if you must.

Here is a picture of Second Wife: