Meet the Streets, part five

Meet One Way. He's my husband. I sent him 20 questions via e-mail, and here are his responses:

1. What is your favorite childhood memory? Why?
Beating up Jason and Josh, bc I liked to make them mad.

2. Who was your childhood sweetheart? Why?
All the ladies, bc im the ladies man.

3. Who was your childhood hero? Why?
Captain Planet, bc he takes pollution down to zero.

4. Who is your hero now? Why?
Captain Planet, of course! I already told you why.

5. What is your dream vacation?
Would like to go to fly fishing for Tarpon and bonefish in the Keys until I got tired of it. Then after that play golf all over the world until I got tired of that. All while spending every other bit of my time with my wife. Although I think we could go fly fishing together. And maybe golfing if she would take the time to learn to play.

6. In ten years, what will you be doing?
Trying to figure out how im going to pay for 10 horses. And wondering why I haven't gotten to go on my dream vacation.

7. In thirty years?
Thinking how I could get rid of 10 horses so that I can go on my dream vacation.

8. Are you an animal, mineral or plant? How do you know?
Animal. Bc I am an organism characterized by voluntary movement.

10. What do you wish you were really good at, but aren't? Why?
Remembering everything that I read or heard. Bc Street Mutt does and I am pretty jealous of that ability

11. What do you want to be when you "grow up"?
Tiger Woods

12. Who is the one person in the world would you not want to piss off? Why?
An axe murderer. Bc I love being alive.

13. Describe yourself in one sentence.
Bad ass mother (explitive deleted)

14. What is it about music that you like?
Stay out of my personal affairs.

15. What is the one thing you'd never be caught doing?
Walking a cat

16. What is something that you've never told me?
That I used to be black.

17. What is your greatest fear?
That I will somehow be one of the victims in the movie A House of A 1000 Corpses

18. What is your greatest accomplishment?
I once shot even par on 18 holes.

19. Describe your wife in one sentence.
Smoking hot

20. If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
A bear, all they do is sleep, fish, hunt and eat all the time.